Title: Ninja Spoons (Prompt #26)
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ff7_drabblesTitle: Ninja Spoons
Challenge/Prompt: #26, Spoon
Characters/Pairings: Zack, Cloud
Rating: G
Warnings: None
Disclaimer: Characters are not mine, they belong to SquareEnix
Summary: Why there aren't any spoons in the Shinra mess?
Author's Notes: First post on this com, and of course I bring an extremely silly drabble. The title doesn't quite fit, but I couldn't pass the chance to use the words 'ninja spoons' for title.
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“Hey, Zack.”
“Yes, Spike?”
“How come there aren’t spoons in the mess?”
“They’re forbidden.”
“What for? They’re spoons, for Shiva’s sake! Did a ninja assassin try to stab to death a Chief Executive with a spoon?”
“Nope. There was that New Year party with Firsts and Seconds when someone spiked the punch with delta-vodka and Carlos made this dare about chocobos, spoons and Old Shinra’s prized collection of enameled and bejeweled golden eggs...”
“I don’t see what- …wait. Oh. Oh.”
“Exactly. As result, both spoons and New Year parties are banned. I’ll tell you all about it next time we’re out for drinks, it was the best party ever!”
“Don’t. Seriously. I’d like to stop eating soup through a straw at some point in my life, thank you.”
Challenge/Prompt: #26, Spoon
Characters/Pairings: Zack, Cloud
Rating: G
Warnings: None
Disclaimer: Characters are not mine, they belong to SquareEnix
Summary: Why there aren't any spoons in the Shinra mess?
Author's Notes: First post on this com, and of course I bring an extremely silly drabble. The title doesn't quite fit, but I couldn't pass the chance to use the words 'ninja spoons' for title.
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“Hey, Zack.”
“Yes, Spike?”
“How come there aren’t spoons in the mess?”
“They’re forbidden.”
“What for? They’re spoons, for Shiva’s sake! Did a ninja assassin try to stab to death a Chief Executive with a spoon?”
“Nope. There was that New Year party with Firsts and Seconds when someone spiked the punch with delta-vodka and Carlos made this dare about chocobos, spoons and Old Shinra’s prized collection of enameled and bejeweled golden eggs...”
“I don’t see what- …wait. Oh. Oh.”
“Exactly. As result, both spoons and New Year parties are banned. I’ll tell you all about it next time we’re out for drinks, it was the best party ever!”
“Don’t. Seriously. I’d like to stop eating soup through a straw at some point in my life, thank you.”